Why do I get these mad ideas into my head and work on them as if nothing else matters?
Why don’t I trust politicians or believe in priest’s?
Why do I like porn and why don’t I ditch it by the wayside? Why don’t I ditch alcohol (again) and leave that by the roadside too?
Why does long term employment evade me and why don’t I like employers?
Why is it I see through their shit and then tell them about it?
Why don’t I watch the news and buy their newspapers?
Why don’t I grow up and stop belching and finding toilet jokes funny?
Why don’t I stop farting, or can I even stop farting?
Why can’t I have something more simple than ADHD, why or why oh why do I have so much energy?
Why don’t I appreciate that ‘awful’ school my parents sent me too?
Why did those policemen let me go?
Why did that fool eat that bat?
Why is Donald Trump still alive? Why do they both have stupid looking hair?
Why does Jackie have a sn***le? and Why oh why have the owners of this web platform changed the layout and the way it all works? (WANKERS)
Why am I writing this shit? Why am I calling this SHIT shit?